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haha its been a long time since I last posted! anyways... my reservist just ended the past Friday, I didn't know sleeping throughout the reservist could be so tiring though... I really came out feeling much more tired than when I first went in lol.... here's an interesting thing that happened during one of the days, it's kinda like a "sick" joke, not all might understand or like it =D here it goes...

The cookhouse food (catered by the army) is like particularly bad this reservist. For example like on the first day, it was tau pok + chicken + veg and after all the dishes were scooped onto my plain rice, I thought I was having porridge. My friend was complaining about the overcooked chicken on how he couldn't make out which part of the chicken he was eating. And so, the awesome once a week western food (it's the best food you can get from the cookhouse) came on thursday and everyone was like kinda talking about in and like saying how we must go eat later etc.. because the past 3 days we were just like eating and slping and we were really bored to the extreme, one of our friends actually brought an mp4 player to watch some movies la... and the show he was watching suddenly sparked the interest of everyone in the office. Everyone thought it was some striptese show and they got really excited (yeah all the dirty old men, excluding me of course =X) and they were like "come watch come watch, it's some sexy striptese show) and so that little mp4 player was placed at a position where everyone could watch the show together.

The first scene I saw was a girl doing some pole dancing, and stripping, and everyone in the office was like getting excited and the next thing I saw was that a zombie pounced on the girl and chew off her neck and she died. I was like "haha so it's a zombie show, how stupid" and someone went like "no lah, its a sexy strip dancing show, its not zombie" Can't be bothered to say anymore, I went out of the office, took a short nap, went back in again when it was almost lunch time. I found that everyone was still watching the show. This time round, the supposedly dead girl was like dancing again and I was told by the people watching that she became a zombie herself. So here she was, dancing as a zombie (that looked exactly like a human). After she finished her dance, the crowd watching was cheering like crazy for her and everyone in that show thought that she was hot.

Then, I interuppted everyone and told them it's already lunch time and that we should go have lunch before there is a long queue, but at that exact time, the zombie girl in the movie picked a guy and brought him backstage and the guy went like "oh my, I must be the luckiest guy in the world". And so, as expected, everyone was like "wait first wait first, sex scene leh, watch finish first then go eat". And I went like "aiya come back then watch la, she's probably gona eat this guy or something, it's a zombie show" and someone else went like "no loh, it's sex scene loh look! they starting it already just watch" and I replied "Please man she's confirm gona eat him up or something." and there was silence because everyone was watch so intensely at the tiny screen for the sex scene.

The scene began with the girl teasing the guy for a little while, the guy was like happy and stuff. Then she pulled down his pants vigorously and she knelt down to give the guy oral sex. Then the movie showed the guy like enjoying himself and suddenly there was a loud "chew" sound, like the girl bit something off and the guy suddenly screamed and everyone in the room was like "ouch". The scenes that followed were really funny, they showed the zombie girl chewing on the guy's "thing" and there were munching and crunching sound as though the things was really crispy and delicious then they showed the guy running around in pain showing blood in his pants where his thing would be.

Many totally lost their appetite, they were like "ill" some even went like "wah lau, sian" and people started getting off their seats and saying "gia gia gia lets go eat, come back then watch" then there were replies like "wah lau I no appetite eat already la, don't want watch anymore" and I was just laughing at this whole thing myself and I told them "haha see la, tell you all she will eat him dun believe, keep saying wad sex scene sex scene, now confirm dun feel like eating right..."

Anyways we went for lunch after that, but after we return to the office, no one talked about wanting to finish watching that show anymore haha....

LOL I just had one of the most relaxing reservist in my life.... in general I just go back to sleep, wake up eat... sleep again... then wake up to go home... sounds so exciting right? I haven't been this aimless in my life for like donkey years... lol even melvyn wants to come to my unit to reservist hahaha... anyways nothing interesting to post about.. will do so when I have something =D enjoy your hols everyone, while it still lasts =D

Haha, sorry but I was away in my church youth camp for the past 4 days. I'm finally able to blog after a very long week... but oh wells, another long week awaits me cause I have reservist! zz Anyways, today on the bus to church I met with an interesting encounter haha. Here it goes...
Today I was really sleepy cause I haven't recovered from the camp... so on the bus (1 1/2 hrs ride) I just slpt. One of the stops, a man came up and just sat beside me, he shocked me cause he just jumped on the sit and sat on my jacket... after pulling it up, I thought nothing much and went to sleep again. When I got nearer to my stop, many people dropped from the bus and the man went to sit alone. It was then, he pulled out a toy dolphin that was placed at his back, in his pants, where people usually keep their guns in the movies.... then I realised, that dolphin toy was actually a toy gun.... the kind of toy gun when you pull the trigger many different types of sound comes out... like sirens (bee bor bee bor), missile sounds (diu diu diu) that kind... not sure if people will understand me but yeah... that man took out a gun like that and he began aiming at TV mobile and shooting at the TV! then he began to move in sudden movements aiming at different parts of the bus and different people on the bus... I was kinda shocked... hahaha anyways, as I was about to stand up and get off the bus at my stop, the man stood up really early to wait for the door to open, thus, I decided to drop 1 stop after my usual stop to avoid this guy because I suddenly remembered that when I pulled my jacket away from him, I did it pretty irritatedly and I was afraid he would harass me or something if we got off at the same stop and because of that I got stucked at the bus stop because it didn't have any shelter like my usual stop LOL!...

Hihi here are some interesting facts people might want to know =D

An average man speaks about 9000words a day and women 5000, for that, I'm definitely one of the higher average man =X AND now we know why women always complain how their men have nothing to say to them hahaha =D

An average person speaks about 40-50k self-talk (means talk to ownself) words a day and 70% of it are negative.
Another study says that an average person speaks about 20k self-talk words a day, even so, 50% of it are negative.
I guess whatever the number of words we talk to ourselves, the % of negative stuff is pretty scary =D Just imagine you are telling yourself "I can't stand this !@#*&^" and all the while you are smiling and talking to that person. It's almost like we're all schizophrenic lol, sounds pretty scary eh =X

That apart, I guess we are mostly negative people huh? I think it's especially true in Singapore because on the "World Happy Index", the measurement of the happiness level of the people in a country, Singapore is ranked like 139 or 141 (can't remember lol). By the way, I'm not very sure how many countries they surveyed the highest I saw was ranked 150 but anyways theres only 190 countries in the world so we ain't too far back =X. And so, we ARE very unhappy bunch of people here in Singapore. Now you know that you aren't the only one when you are unhappy haha =X

Even though we are a bunch of unhappy folks, we are rated the 5th best city in the world to obtain a degree and the 6th best to do business =D not too shabby ya? Anyways, not gonna share alot of my thoughts about these studies/facts because I believe that everyone has their own perception of things especially on such stuff.

Just thought it might be interesting for people to know =D

Ah hah, here is my first "interesting" post, it's about an event I shared with melvyn about on msn.
Today I went to Just Acia at Douby Xchange to study with Gabriel. We found a nice cosy corner where we can plug in to our laptops and settled down pretty nicely. But not long after we started studying, a group of about 8 guys were seated right beside us. Their age range probably from 13-18? and maybe 1 old guy(lets call him A), well at least what he said made him seem to be though he definitely don't look it. Anyways heres the thing....
Well you know, because they were seated right beside us, and they were pretty loud, so I just couldn't help listening in to some of the things that were spoken by them. A, seemingly dominated the entire conversation and all the other guys seem to look up to him in great awe for the "greatness" of his "knowledge".
I have no idea how the conversation led to talk about the army, but what really sparked my interest to evesdrop (yes I know it's bad) was when A started to talk about him using the m16 in the army. He explained that there are 2 firing modes, the single shot (1 bullet at a time) and the burst fire (a chain of bullets). And he started to brag about how he fired in burst fire before (guys who went through the army would know why, ask them if you don;t =D)and how the burst fire mode fires 6 bullets at once.
The other boys were listening so intently to him and gave him that "wow you did it" look and totally believed him. It was hilarious, cause right when he said it's 6 shots burst, I knew there and then he was lying through his teeth but the boys that were with him were so awed by his story. Then he went on to say how he thinks AK47 is a better gun (well it obviously is cause it's ranked the best in the world) and one of the boys asked him "so you fired it before?" A stuttured for a split second and went on to say "erm... yes yes I did" then the boy was like "life? with real bullets?" A went like "erm.. yes of course, I was at life range firing the AK47 and I jumped into the foxhole then after that I used the SAR21 (he changed gun during his range WOW!) and given only 5 bullets. The transparent magazine looked really cool blah blah......"
I literally laughed out loud on the spot at his bullshit. To further amuse me, A later tried even harder to be the "Mr know-it-all" when one of the boys asked "how they make money giving people free-flow of drinks and ice-cream man". A went like "of course la, the ice-cream is damn cheap, it's really damn cheap loh, you know how many tubs they change everyday?" Well firstly it doesn't makes sense because the more tubs they change = more cost$$ and he talked like he know the cost price of the ice-cream the restaurant actually purchases it at. Whatever the case, the boys believed him.
One of the most memorable thing was during a part of the conversation where one boy even said, "shut up shut up all shut up and listen to A" and A just went on as fast as he could. I can't emphasize more on how much they "look-up" to him and believed everything he said at surface value. It's just like in madagascar 2 when the guy said, "Let's hurry before they come to their senses" haha Though this isn't the first time I heard the "magnified" version of army stories, it did not fail to amuse me nevertheless, the believing crowd just adds to the laughs..

hey guys, haha it must be really surprising why someone like me who doesn't think much of blogging, would actually start a blog =D anyways the reason I decided to start this blog is because, as many of my friends said, I tend to see many "interesting" things whenever I'm out. Though it may or may not be interesting/funny/amusing to everyone, I have decided to blog them just for fun/laughs sake, so stay tuned =D...