haha its been a long time since I last posted! anyways... my reservist just ended the past Friday, I didn't know sleeping throughout the reservist could be so tiring though... I really came out feeling much more tired than when I first went in lol.... here's an interesting thing that happened during one of the days, it's kinda like a "sick" joke, not all might understand or like it =D here it goes...
The cookhouse food (catered by the army) is like particularly bad this reservist. For example like on the first day, it was tau pok + chicken + veg and after all the dishes were scooped onto my plain rice, I thought I was having porridge. My friend was complaining about the overcooked chicken on how he couldn't make out which part of the chicken he was eating. And so, the awesome once a week western food (it's the best food you can get from the cookhouse) came on thursday and everyone was like kinda talking about in and like saying how we must go eat later etc.. because the past 3 days we were just like eating and slping and we were really bored to the extreme, one of our friends actually brought an mp4 player to watch some movies la... and the show he was watching suddenly sparked the interest of everyone in the office. Everyone thought it was some striptese show and they got really excited (yeah all the dirty old men, excluding me of course =X) and they were like "come watch come watch, it's some sexy striptese show) and so that little mp4 player was placed at a position where everyone could watch the show together.
The first scene I saw was a girl doing some pole dancing, and stripping, and everyone in the office was like getting excited and the next thing I saw was that a zombie pounced on the girl and chew off her neck and she died. I was like "haha so it's a zombie show, how stupid" and someone went like "no lah, its a sexy strip dancing show, its not zombie" Can't be bothered to say anymore, I went out of the office, took a short nap, went back in again when it was almost lunch time. I found that everyone was still watching the show. This time round, the supposedly dead girl was like dancing again and I was told by the people watching that she became a zombie herself. So here she was, dancing as a zombie (that looked exactly like a human). After she finished her dance, the crowd watching was cheering like crazy for her and everyone in that show thought that she was hot.
Then, I interuppted everyone and told them it's already lunch time and that we should go have lunch before there is a long queue, but at that exact time, the zombie girl in the movie picked a guy and brought him backstage and the guy went like "oh my, I must be the luckiest guy in the world". And so, as expected, everyone was like "wait first wait first, sex scene leh, watch finish first then go eat". And I went like "aiya come back then watch la, she's probably gona eat this guy or something, it's a zombie show" and someone else went like "no loh, it's sex scene loh look! they starting it already just watch" and I replied "Please man she's confirm gona eat him up or something." and there was silence because everyone was watch so intensely at the tiny screen for the sex scene.
The scene began with the girl teasing the guy for a little while, the guy was like happy and stuff. Then she pulled down his pants vigorously and she knelt down to give the guy oral sex. Then the movie showed the guy like enjoying himself and suddenly there was a loud "chew" sound, like the girl bit something off and the guy suddenly screamed and everyone in the room was like "ouch". The scenes that followed were really funny, they showed the zombie girl chewing on the guy's "thing" and there were munching and crunching sound as though the things was really crispy and delicious then they showed the guy running around in pain showing blood in his pants where his thing would be.
Many totally lost their appetite, they were like "ill" some even went like "wah lau, sian" and people started getting off their seats and saying "gia gia gia lets go eat, come back then watch" then there were replies like "wah lau I no appetite eat already la, don't want watch anymore" and I was just laughing at this whole thing myself and I told them "haha see la, tell you all she will eat him dun believe, keep saying wad sex scene sex scene, now confirm dun feel like eating right..."
Anyways we went for lunch after that, but after we return to the office, no one talked about wanting to finish watching that show anymore haha....
